Life and Pictures

hersheywrites:

My life be fucked up and lit at the same time.

twonerdsandacuddler:

INFJ: Wait so I was thinking

INFJ: Hypothetically

INFJ: If you were to plan a surprise birthday party for me, who would you invite?

INTJ: *eye roll emoji*

INFJ: This is not me asking you to plan one LOL

INFJ: I just want to know who you think my closest friends are

INTJ: Me

INTJ: Just me

INTJ: Surprise

INFJ: F u  >:(

falsedetective:

things i remember about john adams, 2nd president of the united states:

• the time he said people only like george washington because he’s hot
  
• the time he said alexander hamilton’s ideas were shit because his brain was too full of jizz to think properly
• the time he accidentally sent pages of his personal diary to the continental congress and they all read it out loud and laughed at him
• and now, the time he heard baron von steuben was deathly ill and was like “that’s what happens when you never exercise [kermit-tea-meme.jpg]”
  

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it

sssshit. hshsit shit shit shit sshit sthis thi sthi shit